I finally found THE one good reason to break my silence:
Iron Maiden.
Let me spell it out again:
I-R-O-N M-A-I-D-E-N
I-R-O-N M-A-I-D-E-N
Bob's trained to be a teacher... but at one time, he thought he had what it takes to become a lawyer. Was a writer for a while but now he produces animation series for kids. At the rate things are going, perhaps Bob will end up being the next Prime Minister instead.