IT'S JUST NOT BOB'S WEEK!!

This week's bad. REALLY REALLY bad for me.

Monday morning, just as I was about to leave home for work, my car's left rear tyre was punctured.

"Bastard!" I thought as I changed the tyre in the rain.

When a misfortune takes place too early in the morning, usually for me, it fucks my whole day up.

As I stood there in the drizzle, hands dirty, spirit dampened, I wondered if the rest of the day will turn out alright.

Nope. That didn't happen. Walking towards my room at the office, our receptionist ran after me. "Return Sandra's call please."

Sandra's the Australian producer, I am the Malaysian equivalent. When she calls, that's usually bad news.

So I called Sandra up, and had to endure 20 minutes of the old hag scolding me about how late my production team is on delivery. Halfway through our 'conversation', in walked my CEO, and signalled for me to see him next.

I went to the big boss's room, and for another 1/2 hour, the screwing I got matched the one I got over the phone. Awful, awful experience.

And on Tuesday, same shit.

The boss was waiting in my room when I returned from lunch. Another round of hell.

Went to check what's wrong with the punctured tyre. A piece of metal stabbed right though it and I had to purchase a brand new one as replacement. I had to fork up RM150.

"Bastard!"

Today's Thursday , and this morning my wife accidently locked me in the bathroom!

I was taking a dump when she latched the loo's door up from the outside and went immediately downstairs.

It took me some time to figure out what actually happened.

When I came to a realization that I might be trapped in the loo the whole day through, I banged loudly on the door and shouted her name repeatedly, but I was not heard.

Thank God when finally I heard the door grill being opened downstairs. Screamed and shouted like a monkey.

Luckilly the missus heard me this time. I got out from being trapped in the loo in the end.

My oh my, and there's 3 more days left this week. Allah have mercy on me!

May next week be much better than this.

Si Comel-Comel aku nak gi Bangkok

Aduhai.... nanti siang, Si comel-comel aku si budak Nen nak pi jalan-jalan dengan member-member dia over the weekend kat Bangkok.

Aku lak, kena keje siang malam sampai bengkok.

Kesian missus aku sebab aku terlampau sibuk dengan keje.

But she badly needs a break - in the first quarter of the year, aku sakit teruk - and dengan penuh kasih sayang dan sabar, Nen jaga aku. Sampai aku kuat balik. sampai aku boleh sambung keje in this field balik. Every one needs to lay back and chill out once in a while.

Dan dia terima dan dah lali yang macam ni la pekerjaan aku as producer animation series - satu profession yang bunyi mcm best, tapi sebenarnya, bergelumang dengan segala macam masalah keje. Me'manage' production team bukan keje enteng - manusia kan berbagai - dan producer sebelum ni angkat tangan surrender sebelum aku menyanggupkan diri to continue as producer.

Tapi bottomline nya, aku suka keje ni. And I consider myself exceptionally good at my job. I kinda like the fact that kalau dalam movie '300', akulah raja Sparta yang menjerit dengan gagah beraninya, "Spartans, tonight we die in hell!"

So don't worry, about me sayang.... you go have a good time. And don't mind about me at all - I'll be busy at work this weekend. Like the other weekends before this. But you know I love this job anyway.

Ingat belikan Abang seluar tomoi cukuplah!

NTAH HAPA HAPA

subuh sampai senja
tidur baik jaga
ingat jangan lupa
'ter' atau sengaja
pelik tapi percaya
benar mahu dusta
ingat sebelum kena
setakat sakit biasa
tak ada apa
asal jangan luka
atau melayang nyawa
bila suka ketawa
tangis ubat luka
hidup biar selamba
buat bodoh saja
janji faham makna
dan kenal rasa.


-bob

Yeay... Bob dah ada Blog!

Hmmmm..... semua orang buat blog, aku pun nak join the bandwagon sama. Hah, ambik korang yang selalu senda-sendakan aku - officially Bob Danial dah ada blog sekarang!

Apa aku nak tulih pun aku tak tau lagi, tapi yang penting..... aku ada blog. Haha. Ha.