Mulai ini aku disassociatekan blog aku dari link ke blog Zulkifli Noordin.

Gua fed-up dengan mamat ni.

Sekian.

Toruk Makto

Hari ni, genap dua bulan BKQ bersama aku.

Aku dan BKQ (atau nama gangsternya: 'Fast Car' a.k.a 'Black Lightning') pun dah ngam bersama.

Bagaikan Sansilu (pahlawan) Na'vi dari planet Pandora yang baru berjaya menjinakkan raksaksa Toruk, aku & BKQ sekarang dah bersatu sesungut, satu ikatan Tsahaylu antara man and machine telah terwujud.

[kalau tak paham apakebendanya yang gua tulis kat atas, sila pergi nonton dvd 'Avatar', ye?]

Hari ini jugak bermakna dah dua bulan aku tak merokok dalam kereta masa driving.

Kalau terlampau nak smoke sangat time memandu, aku layan berenti tepi jalan hisap rokok. Takpe, gua sanggup.

Hasil pengabdian ini, BKQ masih berbau kedai dan tak de habuk rokok bersepah-sepah. Nen riang dengan perkembangan ini, aku pun senang hati sama.

Sesungguhnya ini satu kejayaan hebat bagi aku.

Terasa sungguh bagaikan akulah 'the Toruk tamer' yang sebenar, bai!

Hell yeah!

B-O-D-O-H, BODOH !

Pagi tadi on the way nak ke office, masuk je ke Jalan Sungai Besi dari Jalan Kuchai Lama, aku dapati kereta berpusu-pusu menuju ke KL.

Jem time nak masuk KL di pagi hari memang takde penyelesaiannya.

Sekarang sila tengok gambar di bawah.

Dengan kereta yang sampai sarat highway, lagi depa boley letak notis "JANGAN MELEBIHI HADLAJU 60KM/J."





Aku langsung berfikir, lawak jenama apakah ini? Jangan kata nak speeding, kalau kereta dapat bergerak langsung dalam traffic jam yang semacam ini memang kira bertuah sangatlah.

Konklusi aku, lawak geng ITIS nih (yang buat jalan, bukan courseware. ITIS yang buat courseware, bossnya yang lawak!) boley tahan jugak sengalnya, ye?

ice cream seller in the rain

Saujana Utama hujan sepanjang petang semalam.

Semasa tengah hujan lebat, aku ternampak sorang brader penjual aiskrim nih stuck kat bus stop sensorang, which got me scribbling some blank verses:

Nothing is more pitiful than
An ice cream seller anxiously
waiting for the downpour to stop.

No one buys ice cream
in this kind of weather;
how the seller must be wishing
that he is somewhere
warm and dry instead.

Pelanduk Dua Serupa ke?

"Your face look so familiar one," akak Cina tu tegur aku sambil tunggu lift pagi tadi.

"Really?" aku layan.

"I know, I know.... like that American Idol judge," katanya lagi penuh excited.

"Simon Cowell?" aku tanya, walaupun aku tau tekaan aku confirm salah.

"No lah! The black guy! You like the black judge," akak Cina tu berkata-kata lagi.

Aku senyap.

Hati aku terluka sebab aku disamakan dengan 'the black judge' on American Idol.


Ada sama ka?

Bob's Giveaway-Books-Drive Project

Tetiba hari ni aku terfikir nak donate story books aku yang menimbun2 to STAR's library.

I wonder if my other 89er brothers would like to participate, too?

Ada reason nak balik sekolah, bai!

Animals!

My weekend was made upset by the news on national media about the murder of 3-year old Syafia Humairah by her mom's boyfriend.

The bastard slapped, kicked and stepped on Syafia repeatedly like a rag doll on a play field, before the public interfered.

By the time she reached the hospital, Syafia was already dead.

Cause of death: severe abdominal injuries and brain hemorrhage.

The autopsy also found old cigarette burns on her body, which means the abuses have been going on for some time.

The animal(s) who inflict such horrifying abuse on the girl, well, just kill them.

Plain and simple.

I hope that the boyfriend becomes somebody's bitch in prison before they kill him in the most painful way possible.

Binatang betul!


*******

Here's something else about the case that seems dodgy to me.

Since last Friday, the mom was seen crying for the umpteenth times on every TV news hour, saying how much she loves her kid, and and how she didn't know what a heartless animal her boyfriend was, and how she was never gonna trust another man again and shit.

Hey stupid, which mother would miss all the cigarette burnmarks on the body of her 3-year old daughter?

Doesnt she bathe and dress the girl every day?

How can she not notice nor alarmed by such oddities?

And how can she now go around crying for sympathy and claiming her innocence ?

I simply don't buy any of the shit that's coming out of the mom's mouth.

Don't sympathise with her, sentence her as well.

Children are for us to love, care and protect.

That's why I find what happened unacceptable.

These animals just don't know how much having a child means to the childless.


******

Al-Fatihah for Syafia Humairah.

They can hurt you no more.